by Molitor » Sun Feb 17, 2013 10:55 am
Not an adult joke, but I tough it would be nice to tell it here -
The scene takes place before 2008:
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the conflict in the Middle East.
After his speech, he allows a question period.
- So who has a question? Bush asks.
A little boy raises his hand:
- Yes, what is your name?
- Billy, Mr. President.
- What is your question, Billy?
- I have three questions, Mr. President:
1) Why did the U.S. invade Iraq without the consent of the United Nations?
2) Why are you President whereas Al Gore got more votes than you?
3) And what happened to Ben Laden?
At that moment the bell rings, announcing recreation.
Bush said he will continue the question period after the break.
After the recreation, Bush asks:
- Where were we? Ah yes, the question period. Has anyone a question?
A little boy raises his hand.
- Yes, what is your name?
- Steve, Mr. President.
- What is your question Steve?
- Actually... I have five questions, Mr. President:
1) Why did the U.S. invade Iraq without the consent of the United Nations?
2) Why are you President whereas Al Gore got more votes than you?
3) And what happened to Ben Laden?
4) Why the bell ring 30 minutes early?
5) What happened to Billy?