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Everyone knows the story of how the great hero of legend Agi of Roses fought the Machine Devil and used the Sword of Fate to seal him away for a thousand years. Now, hateful Machine Devil cultist edgelords are spreading terror in order to summon him again, and the Divine Order that rules over our world claims that fighting them before it's too late would be "just as bad as them." That's bullshit, and that's why three young attendees of the local Academy of Order and one renegade angel from the Divine Order are heading off on a road trip to take the fight to the Machine Devil and his cultists. Will you succeed in your mission to save the world for another thousand years and hit every diner along the road on the way, or will you just be a useless gay disaster? A lesbian road trip RPG by the co-creator of Ladykiller in a Bind about fighting for love and justice in the face of indifference, and "discovering yourself," whatever the fudge that means. Features: Active time battle system inspired by classic and modern JRPGs—fight strategically and take advantage of each party member's complementary abilities in order to keep momentum on your side and make it through the gauntlet of fights the road throws at you; Equipment-based character progression system - each item offers different abilities based off what character you give it to, and can be rearranged on the fly at any time between fights to create completely different party build; Genre-defying pop soundtrack by Christa Lee, because how can you say it's battle music if it doesn't even bang; Visual novel inspired dialogue system allows for optimal "shoving your foot in your mouth while shooting the shit in the backseat" experience; No sidequests, no maps, no codex entries. Who's got time for that when the world is in peril; Girls. Just... girls... you know... They're great; The Disaster Lesbian Representation We Need In 2021. BATTLE ON THE BIG BOARDWALK is a paid DLC, an all-new story chapter playable at any point in the game from act 2 onwards. Sam and friends take a well-deserved break from fighting evil to unwind at the beach, only to have the Sword of Fate taken by a trouble-making interdimensional sword thief. This is no filler episode - there's no time to waste staring at open toe sandals and exposed cleavage when the fate of the world is on the line; Unlockable sexy beach outfits for each character to wear in and out of battle, even in the main game; 15 endgame items, each with all new abilities that were too weird, specialized, or technical to make it into the main game. No matter what rank you're at, they'll always complement your current loadout without being overpowered... unless you find the right combinations, of course; An all new legendary sword with the ability to banish a single enemy to the Shadow Realm per fight, allowing for different strategies than the Sword of Fate gives; A full length story chapter with shenanigans on the beach, including a boss fight with our toughest enemies yet. |
