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In this setting, you can sit down in the Oval Office and send powerful in-your-face green farts - actually ten different farts, burps and coughs, toward the “Resolute” desk, behind which sits an alien - which he is, albeit undocumented. You won’t do anything in the real world, but you’ll feel a whole lot better, a lot more in control and a lot less overwhelmed by the biggest bully in the world, Donald “Baby” Trump - that’s what we used to call him in the Southeast Wrestling Conference after he hit a fellow cadet in the face while college-style wrestling, where that’s not allowed. In the Oval Office, you’ll note a number of changes that I’ve taken the liberty to make now, instead of waiting until the Oval Office is no longer occupied by an ignorant clown. It has an interesting effect if carried as a charm or pendant. |
